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  • Dark Confession :(

    04. 01. 2011 06:37

farazelleth
Guys, I'm ****ing sick of this. I'm almost 21 and haven't been able to score a better job
than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a
small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire
high school graduates.

I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive, but I've failed every damn
test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my
guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a
gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zone'd real
hard.

She's my only best friend... besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging
around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate
me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea....

***Edited language - please keep it clean ****

computergeek

[EDIT] Language - Foxhound31 :)
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  • Re : Dark Confession :(

    04. 05. 2011 05:17

ben911997
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!
ABSORBENT AMD YELLOW AND POUROUS IS HE!!!

continue the song anybody else?

  • Re : Dark Confession :(

    04. 02. 2011 19:50

Lone_RANGER

here's a clue ... the people posting this thread seem to have a serious lack of one ...



note the sexy belle ... co-worker who hates him ... retarded kid who hangs around ..

and last but not least ... ?? who lives in a pineapple under the sea ?? ..



  • Re : Dark Confession :(

    04. 01. 2011 19:02

KIOSK
Do Her, and drive to your nearest recruiter, sign up and let jodie have her while you make
yourself a man. - oorah

  • Re : Dark Confession :(

    04. 01. 2011 18:48

Pyrofiend
Epic facepalms at the people that still reply like this is a serious topic. Please read
the last line again and then reread the entire post. After that, think about it.

  • Re : Dark Confession :(

    04. 01. 2011 17:35

devildog8
maybe broaden your education, im sure sitting around playing NF will spawn you a
better job, have you also looked into temp companys, I have a few friends that went
to one and working very good jobs full time now, maybe try that

  • Re : Dark Confession :(

    04. 01. 2011 16:03

Asagi
Let's make a show out of this!

  • Re : Dark Confession :(

    04. 01. 2011 14:16

SiriusA
I loled

  • Re : Dark Confession :(

    04. 01. 2011 10:42

clemo85
Almost as great as the edited language by computergeek, GG!

  • Re : Dark Confession :(

    04. 01. 2011 10:36

jorn978
Hahaha this is great

  • Re : Dark Confession :(

    04. 01. 2011 10:26

rocketeer1
Why start now?
And great job of editing for language.
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