how about:
no ss. that way the bbs are happy

how about:
no bbs, that way the cvs are happy

how about:
no dd, cl, ff etc, that way the ss are happy

how about:
no cvs, that way the littluns are happy

or, the best idea, ban everyone from shooting at each other, because otherwise its
unfair and unbalanced to the person being sunk

there we go, i just sorted out the game for you

;)