Being a parent tends to change your outlook on holidays, the view point changes from "what am I gonna get out of this" to "how do I make this holiday as enjoyable for my kids as it was for me when I was their age ?" with that said .....
Christmas/New Year = Santa HAS to come through no matter what ( thank god for doors, I dunno how you are gonna get through the chimney with a bag of swag ), gifts can be simple enough as well as the meals but it's worth celebrating yet another year you come home to a family. ( did I mention Mrs. Claus has a surprise and it ain't milk n cookies ? )
4th of July = Celebrate your independence, payed for not with your wallet but with the blood of many fathers and mothers, children, & siblings who has served to make sure you celebrate this important holiday every year, the day of your Independence. ( plus you get to blow stuff up ! it's almost like christmas but without the red trimming and the cold weather )
Halloween = the real challenge now is finding out which candy will be popular, how many you can distribute per child without running out, of course it's by far the most fun for the kids ( we go to the annual zombie shoot in orange county, california and try our luck at winning the prize ) nothing says "I need my parents" like screams of "DAdeeeee don't let em get meeeee" while you tactically reload a carbine with one hand and leg hobbled by your kids whilst 20 zombies are shuffling closer by the second in near pitch black ( rofl ) - relax they use airsoft for the event, no zombies where permanently harmed in the process.
Easter = as a parent you get to wake up super early, sneak out hide the easter eggs but only in places where it is not too dangerous for the lil uns, and pretend to go back to sleep, but NOT forget to take the rabbit out of his cage, and leave him in the backyard for the kids to find in the morning, only to hear your wife cry out in alarm about her precious plants getting dug up by the bunny, and you find a lot of holes in the yard, but NOT the bunny - ooorah job well done mr parent of the year ( nar )
Enjoy the holidays, it's a break for a reason ! ( for me, each is a mission )
- semper gumby ( always flexible )
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