this can only work if i can write the theme toon, sing the theme toon

here we go:

come to a place where the guns go bang
come to a place where the mods are a sham
come and sail on the salty brine
but steer clear of the people who whine

most people moan and drone and treat it like work
but they dont know its just a game and a perk
they say 'you cant do this' 'cant do that'
but you have my permission to call them a tw*t

there are so many nations to play
but of course they're all wrong in their own little way
an SS can do this, a CV can't
play how you want, dont take their slant

so get on with your own thing, dont conform
set up your bb6 with just torps on
cos' at the end of the day, its's just a game
play and play and waste your day