Put an NF ad in your entrance

Just send me the plane ticket and i will come

there's an american military base just 6 km away (something like 4 miles).

so join them and voila, lol.

as for the NF logo around there, hmmm

I'll see what miracles can I do with some blue chalk.

nothing fancy...

just enough a disoriented american soldier to recognise, lol again.