Step one - Log in

Did you crash?

 Yes - YOU LOOOOOSE / No - YOU WIN



Step Two - Pick a ship to play

 Is your ship overpowerd, uses known legal exploits?

Yes - YOU WIN / No - YOU LOOOOOSE



Step Three - Enter a battle room 

Did your host crash, go AFK?

Yes - YOU LOOOOOSE / No - YOU WIN



Step Four - Battle starts

Did you crash? Do you have lag? Did your screen freeze? Does your zoom work? Does any movement of your mouse create neat blurs out of the compass that you can spell things with?

Yes - YOU LOOOOOSE / No - (wow) YOU WIN



Step Five - Battle

Did you crash? Did more of your teams main BB's and/or CV's crash then the other teams? Does your teams CV's have no fighters or recons? Does the other team have more SS 5.5? Did all of the RM DD's and CL's end up on the other team?

Yes - YOU LOOOOOOOSE / No - YOU WIN



Step Six - End of Battle

Did you crash at the end?  Do you have team members asking why your not shooting AFTER you've been sunk? Are ships from both sides passing each other and not firing? Does your screen say YOU WERE DEFEATED but your teams points are higher and you still have ships while the other team does not?

Yes - YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE / No - YOU WIN



Does your screen say CONGRATS YOU WON!, but your teams points are lower then the other teams, and your whole team was sunk?

Yes - YOU WIN / No - YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE



Step Seven - Post on forums

Are you posting about issues with the game?

Yes - YOU LOOSE / No - YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE



Are you holding your breath waiting for things to get better?

Yes - YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE AND ARE MOST LIKELY DEAD NOW / No - YOU WIN!!!!

Thank you to all that made this possible.....


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