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  • Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer?

    07. 08. 2014 02:56


Adefesios

Hi everybody,
with the return of "24" I was wondering: who will win in a 1 vs 1 fight between Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer (no guns, knifes, etc., just a bare-hand fight)?

Ade 

 

  • Re : Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer?

    07. 08. 2014 03:43


Andreyeff

Chuck has already started hunting you for your hesitations in his power ^_^

  • Re : Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer?

    07. 08. 2014 09:04


andykorso

That will be unfair duel - One of them doesn't need any gun. 

Chuck's bare-hand = crowbar, his roundhouse kick = nuke. 

  • Re : Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer?

    07. 17. 2014 05:39


TCG_MEYAH

Chuck Norris is like 50 Monstor Ships pulling Santa's sledge.

 

 

  • Re : Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer?

    07. 23. 2014 18:28


Sanguedolc3

jajajajajaja

  • Re : Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer?

    08. 15. 2014 09:37


Mezak76

Are you serious?. here is the answer.

The universe was sleeping in infinite dense point on matter, until Chuck wake it up in a roundhouse kick.

Bauer, try to beat that !!! 

  • Re : Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer?

    08. 24. 2014 03:25


ErwinJA

Let's be honest here. The Monster Ship itself is a vain (and sad) attempt to emulate the 1-Norris boat from Missing In Action. Compared to something like that, Jack Bauer isn't even on the same plane of existence. Pair him against someone like MacGyver or maybe James Bond - that would be more appropriate.

  • Re : Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer?

    08. 24. 2014 09:36


Ultra_Dog

Originally Posted by ErwinJA

Let's be honest here. The Monster Ship itself is a vain (and sad) attempt to emulate the 1-Norris boat from Missing In Action. Compared to something like that, Jack Bauer isn't even on the same plane of existence. Pair him against someone like MacGyver or maybe James Bond - that would be more appropriate.



Since you're all in fantasy  mode anyway; the only real battle royale would involve Bruce Lee.

  • Re : Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer?

    09. 03. 2014 05:09


Nikki69s

Neither.

  • Re : Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer?

    09. 03. 2014 15:05


Dragon_Boats

one meme to find them .. one thread to bind them .. and one to smoke them all ...


Clint Eastwood vs Chuck Norris:  The boogie man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


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