@ Obergrattler

dude you are and will always be my hero.......you are hilarious and the guide cracked me i kept laughing for like half an hour, iam guessing all this happened to your team mates in battles right? i know that because when it happens to me in a battle and i see all the BBs keep failing i just wanna kill myself and everyone else in my team.

I pissed myself laughing.

I was skeptical about this guide at first but after some games I can 100% guarentee you that you will win every single time. Sometimes the babies run away from my strong armored ship so I push them back but sinking in the process, and although I haven't sunk anyone, they are stuck with the fear of somebody else going rambo on their asses as well, causing them to run all the way back and beach on the islands.

If some witchcraft were to be cast on your game and made you lose even when you clearly won, you still get coins.

I always thought dodging and weaving made you look weak and indecisive.

The point is " If you follow this guide lines you too can make it into the Hall of Shame. "
That's all.

LOLOLOLOL see the topic "101"~~lol

...lol i always do this for fun. i dident know it makes you famous?!?

great job on the fame post: if you do the exact opposite then you still fail lol

I have to disagree with the use of Restorers or Machine gunners in the Support slots.

Multiple Radiomen are the key to winning a battle.

I am glad everyone realizes the significance of my work and of course my advice is the result of the painstaking study of the real tactics used by some of the legendary captains that this game has produced.

On the issue what sailors are best equipped to produce panic in the enemy lines I would say that this a question of preference and each captain will develop his own means to destroy the enemy's courage and will. If using radio men accomplishes this goal I find it to be a splendid and glorious idea.

AHHAHAHAHAA!! I'm at work and my coworkers were wondering what's going on!

Nice post man, I'll be sure to keep this in mind