funny stuff. at least i know what to do now.

what's missing in NF:

You need the ability to use a BB6 as escort for you in your FF - if NF could be upgraded that way - THEN you dominate the enemy just by being yourself

Actually you forgot about point 0:

Choose a nickname that belittles you and gives the enemy the impression that you are useless and harmless, giving you free path to terrorize and pulverize him because he will not eaven care to send scout planes your way. Something like "Chieftramp"

Bumping for the benefit of all the new Steam players.

Bumping this is not a benefit for them.