Its well know Chuck Norris's tears cure aids... too bad he never cries.

Next list :)

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in a half-hour

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a chordless phone

Chuck Norris was the original Pa Pa Americano

Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes

Some Magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land

Chuck Norris once used boulders as stress balls......Hence rocks

Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs, Hence snakes

To escape from Chuck Norris people created the automobile, not to be outdone
Chuck Norris created the automobile accident

Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies............................As the force

To show its patriotism, the American flag recently got a tatto of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris killed Kenny.

Chuck Norris doesn't work out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym works out on Chuck
Norris.

Jimmy Hoffa once insulted Chuck Norris' beard. Key word, once.

Everybody loves Raymond, except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can put out a magnesium fire with water.

Chuck Norris' favorite deadly weapon is Chop-sticks.

Lady Luck doesn't smile at Chuck Norris because he never needs it.

Chuck Norris is what Willis is talking about.

The Inuit have 100 words for snow but only two for fear: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris is not just a noun but also a verb.

Chuck Norris came up with the Ojibwe Magic Potion in "Escanaba in da Moonlight"
and doesn't have a problem finding a left testicle of a fully grown moose.

When Chuck Norris Plays Navy Field he can take out a fleet of bb6's in starter frig with
lvl 1's and still have ammo left over

Thought of this one today

Chuck Norris CAN read Lady GaGa's pokerface

In virtual poker

chuck norris jokes are old just like old meme is old

Vladamir Putin jokes are now offically badass

lame one from a local rock radio station:

"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Noris?"

*Chuck Norris got pwned by bruce lee *

This^^^

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqzQ2qrtBeg

FOR THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!!

ya Vale, thats in the public service announcement I posted above ur post... lol at using
chuck norris to gain US presidency..lol


Tho,,Chuck Norris does fear Jedi Fleet.... 8)