This reminds me of Barrens chat...
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he stays in the same position and pushes the Earth down.

beaten..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySN_plfiNI
Beat it suckahs. :)

Some of my favorites.

Chuck Norris awarded Harvard an Honorary Degree

People go down Niagara Falls in a Barrel. Chuck Norris goes up Niagara Falls in a
cardboard box.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris killed two rocks with 1 stone.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Too bad Cuck Norris is a mortal man who can die like the rest of us.
Of course imagine if Chuch Norris and Jesus of Nazareth did the fusion dance

lol love the chuck norris jokes, wonder if chuck norris is watching this

@LeaderWolf: you got those facts from www.chucknorrisfacts.com right. Also

Everynight the Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Ozzie Osborn bites the heads of bats, Chuck Norris bites the heads of siberian tigers

Chuck Norris dosen't get frostbite, Chuck Norris bites frost

Chuck Norris's morning starts out with: drinking a radioactive sports drink, wrestling
a dinosauer and taking a nice run through hell

some people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris once won a underwater breathing contest
With a fish

Chuck Norris can put out a forest fire
With only gasoline

The movie "Jaws" is based on what happens when Chuck Norris is swiming and gets
hit by a boat

LMAO!!!! Nice......real nice. Chuck Norris for President of these United States..rawr!!!

Im shocked a thread does not already exist....some of the best jokes around...

Keep them clean. Stating 18+ is not acceptable..any future posts like that from the poster
will lead to suspension of forum rights.


binned by me.

un-binned-morgan

arent you a little late with this?

Chuck Norris is a name that is often used for a kiten beginning in 'P' ending in 'Y' and
has two 'S' and one 'U'.

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language please..tsk tsk
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Now thats better.
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